What are the holidays without a little bit of laughter? Christmas is where we unite with our friends and family and thank them for everything positive in our lives. As we gather around the dinner table and say what we're thankful for just like on Thanksgiving Day, we often cite many references to jokes and funny things we hear and read online.
Laughing cures everything, it makes us forget about the bad things in life. Having a sense of humor makes you focus on something positive that will makes us stronger as individuals. Being in the public eye like celebrities, they often say things to entertain us. That is why we have compiled some of the funniest quotes to bring some joy to your heart.
1. "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough." -- Oprah Winfrey
2. "My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?" -- Bob Hope
3. "Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day - the birth of Santa?" -- Bart Simpson
4. "Nothing says holidays like a cheese log." -- Ellen DeGeneres
5. "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." -- Johnny Carson
6. "I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." -- Shirley Temple
7. "There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?" -- Conan O'Brien
8. "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." -- Jay Leno
9. "My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass." -- Jimmy Fallon
10. "We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special." -- Larry The Cable Guy
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