Though it is not recognized as a federal holiday, Mother's Day is one of the most important dates on the calendar. Showering mom with presents such as chocolates, flowers or even a day at the spa have become popular gifts. While others choose to treat their mother to a nice evening out with family and friends or cook them something at home. However way it's celebrated it's a time to acknowledge the love, compassion mothers give as well as the sacrifices they make.
Mother's Day is also a time to relax and share funny stories or jokes with those closest to you so here are ten funny phrases and quotes you'll surely want to share with the most important woman in your life this Mother's Day.
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” -- Milton Berle
“The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”
“Mothers are all slightly insane.” -- J.D. Salinger
“Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your Mom for Mother's Day. After all, you're one of the reasons she drinks.”
“My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.” -- Tim Allen
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” -- Jack Nicholson
“Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, 'Dad's trophy wife day.'” -- Jay Leno
“Dear Mother-in-Law: I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement!”
“Neurotics build castles in the air; psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.” -- Rita Rudner
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